Ok so today is a couple days since Sams birthday and his plan was to quit smoking after his birthday night. Good on him. I quit smoking a few months ago and it was the best thing I have done for a while. Yay me. Well the other night, because me and hoggot are bad people, we started making bets about how long Sam will manage to be smoke free. I'm going for under a month. As I said your a bad person.
On another note I just read this joke on someone else's blog so I thought I would post it in here cause I like plagiarism.
Heart Surgeon's Funeral
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.
When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.
Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist"...
I also think I need to take some photos and post them in here because text is boring.
Song, Less Than Jake - Nervous In The Alley.
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